That porn - Page 3

by Mymy · 06.03.2025

.. Shouldve seen that coming. Ascended Cake.

Can you Name That Porn? We’ve all seen it at one point or another. Hell, some of you were probably responsible for it, aimlessly scouring the internet for the name of a girl that you saw in some obscure porno years ago and could never find again. This is such a common practice on every porn site out there – particularly free porn tubes due to the often anonymous nature of user-uploaded videos – someone, inevitably, popping up in the comments section with something like “WHO IS THIS GODDESS?” or “NAME PLEASE.”

Is it slightly annoying? Yes, please don’t be that fucking guy. Just get your fap on and get over it. What are you going to find her entire catalog, fall in love through your computer screen with your cock in your hands, find out where she lives, and get her to fuck you? We all know that isn’t happening. So, why the fuck do you care so much about the bitches name? Not every girl in a porn scene becomes a porn star … chances are, if you haven’t been able to find anything else starring her, then this is all she did, bud. Sorry to break it to ya.

But I get it, I do. Some girls are just too fucking hot to let slip through our fingertips, like so much semen that she inspired. Even if she doesn’t have any other videos out there, it’s still worth a check. I understand. The only thing that’s always annoyed me about seeing comments like this on sites like Porn Hub or Red Tube is the fact that I always knew, deep down, that there just had to be a site out there designated specifically for this purpose – I knew that, in the vast and never-ending digital deep space of porn websites, there had to be a site that was specifically devoted to helping creepy fucks like yourself ID porn stars or titles of videos.

And I was right. There is. So, not only was I right (which is one of my favorite things to be … right after cumming, that is). But now I can go back to being annoyed with all of you pathetic fuckers who post “WHO IS SHE” on Porn Hub as if the sexy slut herself is going to pop into the comments section like, “I’m right here, baby, come fuck me.” So, please pay close attention to this review. After I publish this, I don’t want to see any more posts like that on a porn tube again.