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The HemZem Anal Pile Driver Medical Device is a nonabsorbable medical minipad made from 16 ply layered facial tissue paper. The minipad is novel in that it is employed as an anal pessary using the body’s own distinct anatomy, physiology, and chemistry to remain in place, and prevent the prolapse of anatomical hemorrhoids. When inserted into the anal canal, the HemZem Anal Pile Driver prevents medical complications such as itching, burning, or pain associated with, or secondary to prolapsing hemorrhoids. The HemZem Anal Pile Driver also serves as an absorbent minipad for anal mucus, and prevents soiling of clothing from such mucus, or topical ointments, creams, and gels commonly used to treat hemorrhoids. The US Food and Drug Administration classified the HemZem Anal Pile Driver as a Class I medical device on Aug. 23, 2012.


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This application is a continuation of U.S. provisional patent application 61/690,972 filed on Jul. 10, 2012 which is incorporated herein in its entirety. Patent application 61/690,972 was applied for by and issued to John Patrick Callan who is sole inventor of the HemZem Anal Pile Driver Medical Device.

This brings us to this invention the HemZem Anal Pile Driver which is designed to hold hemorrhoids in place and prevent their protrusion out through the anal orifice. When placed snugly in the anal canal the HemZem does that without a need for external attachments or fasteners. Holding hemorrhoids in place prevents the subsequent chafing of the exposed hemorrhoid or pile, and the development of swelling, and pain. The HemZem also absorbs mucus and other anal effluvia which prevents inflammation of the perianal area.

These and other devices or treatment have not proved very useful or effective which is a reason to request a patent for this invention, the HemZem Anal Pile Driver Medical Device. While there are medicated anal wipes and pads on the market in the U.S. at the present time, these are designed to be used and discarded after a moment or two. They are not designed to be inserted and left in place for hours on end, and do not work as HemZem does—uniquely encoding the body’s own anatomy, physiology, and chemistry—for beneficial results.

The HemZem Anal Pile Driver Medical Device, the invention, is a soft, rectangular, anal pessary with the approximate dimensions of three inches (7.6 cm), by one inch (2.54 cm,) by an eighth of an inch (32 cm) thick. It is inserted into the anal canal of individuals who suffer from prolapsing hemorrhoids to ameliorate their condition. In the anal canal, it is designed to conform to human anatomy where it holds human anatomical hemorrhoids in place for several hours above the dentate (ano-rectal) line of the anal canal.

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