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That’s right! The state that prides itself on its rugged individualism and its “Don’t Mess with Texas” motto has had it out for your sex toy collection since 1973. The reasoning behind this seemingly arbitrary number is as fascinating as it is absurd, so buckle up (or strap on) for a deep dive into Texas’ bizarre dildo laws.
As for the future of Texas’ six-dildo law, only time will tell whether it will eventually be consigned to the dustbin of history, along with other outdated and offensive legislation. In the meantime, Texans with a penchant for pleasure will continue to navigate the murky waters of dildo ownership, counting their blessings (and their dildos) as they go.
Fun fact: Texans are already banned from possessing more than six “obscene devices,” which are legally defined as anything “designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs,” per the penile , “including a dildo or artificial vagina.” It’s hard to imagine police having any means of enforcing this strange, draconian law without somehow surveilling Texas nightstands or , but you’ve got to commend our state leaders for trying… right?
So yes, let’s laugh at the absurdity of Hickland’s dildo ban and book crusade—it’s a level of self-parody that writes itself. But let’s also remember that her brand of politics comes at a steep cost. While she wastes time legislating morality, Texans are left to pick up the pieces of her neglect. Texans deserve leadership focused on the future, not policing the past. And if this is the best the Republican Party of Texas can offer, perhaps Abraham George is right: the voters who stayed home deserve our thanks.
Dildo-wielding college students are facing off against gun-loving gun lovers at the University of Texas’ flagship Austin campus, where a statewide campus carry law went into effect on August 1. In protest of the new law, which forces all public colleges and universities in Texas to allow people with concealed carry permits to carry firearms in classrooms and dorms, UT Austin students and alumni are openly carrying sex toys around campus under the mantle of a campaign called .
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