Porn: tumblr duck naked
variant 1: “so like there’s nothing technically inappropriate about a naked duck but you still ought to wear clothes to fit into this clothes-wearing society and since we know you guys have trouble wearing pants we’re gonna be nice and declare your chests inappropriate instead, keep those covered at all times”

variant 2: “so like… there’s nothing technically inappropriate about a naked duck… but you still ought to wear clothes to fit into this clothes-wearing society… man just imitate us as far as you can? just cover whatever’s convenient. just don’t be naked”
He kinda looks like you now X3 It’s funny I was having those moments of having Aodhan naked myself, maybe it’s just duck lust
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